Best-tees won’t let besties wear boring tees!
What do you call a sweater that was blown away by the wind? A cardi-gone.
I made a dress, but it was inside out. Everything was out of sequins.
Why are skinny jeans so trendy? I can’t get into them.
What do you call a jacket that catches on fire? A blazer.
I have so many t-shirts, my closet is practically a tee-mple.
Shorts are the only thing keeping me from going full pants.
I'm a big fan of socks. They always step up to the plate.
Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
I bought a new hat yesterday. It was a cap-tivating experience.
I used to think gloves were pointless, but now I realize they’re quite handy.
I tried to wear my pajamas to work. Guess you could say I wanted to sleep on the job!