Random – Best Tees

Best-tees won’t let besties wear boring tees!

What do you call a sweater that was blown away by the wind? A cardi-gone.

I made a dress, but it was inside out. Everything was out of sequins.

Why are skinny jeans so trendy? I can’t get into them.

What do you call a jacket that catches on fire? A blazer.

I have so many t-shirts, my closet is practically a tee-mple.

Shorts are the only thing keeping me from going full pants.

I'm a big fan of socks. They always step up to the plate.

Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!

I bought a new hat yesterday. It was a cap-tivating experience.

I used to think gloves were pointless, but now I realize they’re quite handy.

I tried to wear my pajamas to work. Guess you could say I wanted to sleep on the job!